Friday, August 11, 2006
WOO-FUCKING-HOO!
Today, check date and time, oficially
marks the end of my mother tongue education.
OHHHH YEAHHH!
Come on someone give me a hug and a
big sloppy kiss, you know you love me now.
Just had an epiphany that I won't be going
through excruciating lessons while watching the
boys wank themselves.
Obviously, I'm not chagrined by my results unlike
some people pulling the sockets out of their eyeballs
when they clearly did well. (Are they really serious?
Going through such drama just to fish around for
compliments?)
All the more we should not have expectations, it
is more pathetic when your unrealistic hopes get dashed
into a million confetti crediting the grinning bafoons who
are totally oblivious to your failure.
Yeah well, don't be too despondent.
HAHAHAHA! My crushes are so sporadic.
It was fun while I bitch
behind your back while being satirical about your deformities.
So, it's less intimidating knowing that you're not an exception
of mother nature's vindictions.
Maybe it's just me being pernickety about relationships.
Pardon me for not wanting to be in an unscrupulous affair.
You're a bit too neurotic and saccharine at times.
And I thought us girls were the ones qualified with such
preposterous human "virtues".
♥XOXO