Friday, March 28, 2008
i ended up with a very senile security guard during my job.
Rude #1:
Him: Eh why the
malay guy after they pee they
always play with
it with water, very disturbing,
everybody can see.
Me: It's for hygience what.
Him: You call that hygienic, after that touch the food
what not.
Me: They use left hand what, they eat all using right hand leh.
Him: I all this while since young, only use tissue paper, nothing
happen.
(this thing persist and i couldn't bother anymore)
My thoughts:
EWWWWWWWWWWW, his dick never been washed before.
WTH, i dont even want to touch his hand.
And he is so proud of it, that it has not dropped off from
his groin. Fucking disgusting.
Rude #2:
Him: Eh why all the fat
malay girls like to wear very tight jeans ah?
Me: True, not very appealing.
Him: (cutting me off) ..expect other people to say they pretty is it
Me: (fakes laughter)
My thoughts:
WTF, it's as though he is implying all malay girls are fat.
He is being very rude, and kind of racist, but doing it in
such a way that it doesnt seem that way.
I mean, i could have said so much more.
Not all malay girls are fat, for fuck's sake.
and couldnt he just say "girls" instead of "fat girls"?
Rude #3:
Him: See all those
malay pakcik, very old go batam
find young wife.
Me: Ya, they show that in malay tv-shows.
Him: Very old already still do this kindof things, haiyo
Me: hmm, yaa then get cheated of their CPF by the young girls,
serve them right lor.
Him: (laughs in agreement)
My thoughts:
ERRRRRM, it's not only malay guys who are beguiled by lust.
there are also other non-malay guys who has mistresses and
indulge in other scandalous activities. obviously, he failed
to observe that.
and mind you, i've been flashed 3 times, once by a foreigner and the
other two, by
insert preferred race here guys
)
Rude #4:
Him: eh, when you grow up ah, dont marry malay guy,
(points at the malay secuity guard(who happens to be fat, another
2 malay security guards who are not fat though), they are very lazy.
Me: (laughs) my mum has a friend whose mother said the same thing,
and her daughters all marry chinese man or ones that are not malays.
Him: ah see, they cannot provide you a good life want.
(blaaaaa..blaaaaaa...blaaaaa) I tell you, he is DAMN long-winded.
My thoughts:
I simply have to agree.
Rude #5:
Him: (starts telling me very salacious "facts" of lifes that he assumes
an 18 year old girl would be too stupid, moronic, idiotic to know)
mind you, he repeats the above speech OVER, OVER, OVER AGAIN.
Bottomline:
he likes to pretend to be curious and ask questions, but he is indirectly
pointing out the obvious flaw and is just being plain rude.
He is a bloody sexually deprived old man (should i mention his race and
be fucking sarcastic, ohhh how 'bout some hints: i only use tissue paper to clean myself)
haha, i mean come on, even my cats wash themselves by licking their boy bits AND
i wipe it using WIPES. and he uses toilet roll?! and PROUD of it? how disgusting
can one human get?
And he is perverted, talking to me about sexual stuffs, and ALWAYS
CONTRADICTING, quoting what he said
"you know all the european girls, at 12 already have sex. they are very open there.
unlike you girls here(referring to me and my other friend), very conservative.
women are thought to be that way cause you know why,
god bring us down to earth to procreate. like adam and eve, if not humans die there.
and you know why, cause we have
wants (ie:HORNY, sexual drive, libido whatever you
want to call it) . once you get it ah, you cannot stop. you see, if not why prostituition is legal"
i then tried to change the subject, saying that i think it should not even be legal, letting women degrade themselves like that"
but he insisted, "no, it's because once you get
it you cant stop.
bla..bla..bla..blaa. if notlook at all
the young
malay girls, very young pregnant already."
WTF??
didnt he just say, its better to be open-minded? and blamed me and my friend for being too
conservative? WTF, he is a fucking contradiction. like, it's ok for european girls to be nymphos
but if they are malay girls, it's unethical.
that fucking old guy talking shit.
and you know what?! he just proved himself a perverted old man cause
on my last day, he said "eh your last day already, can i give you a hug"
i said, "NO!", very indignantly.
and he went on" No laa, not from the front, from the back"
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
hugging from the back suppose to make me feel more willing is it?
dlshvkjfghkjdhfi, it's worse !
i dont want to feel his hard-on or shit like that
(considering it's still functioning well since he only uses tissue paper on it, EW.
haha, i know, there's no link, but whatever.)
♥XOXO